What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:47

Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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